The Story
Stephanie had survived assassins, international scandals, several disastrous marriages and a career in which she had been declared dead by the entertainment press no fewer than four times. She was not about to be defeated by a drag queen from outer space.
The gang arrive by seaplane at La'Lesbos — a tiny tropical island that doesn't quite exist on any map — as guests of former Schniezeland president Rowanus Blockowitz. There are boutiques to catalogue, old flames to reignite, and one volcano everyone politely tells the tourists not to visit.
Then the crystal starts glowing. And the guardian of it whispers: "Fuck. Not again."
Twenty-seven years after they were last driven off Earth, the Caldera Queens are back — beautiful, vicious and here for one thing only. When the sky tears open above the crater, the family that was once whole must stop hiding, pick up whatever alien hardware they can find, and save the island. Preferably before Labour Day.
